Bathroom Woes
Oh, what I would give for my own private bathroom. I have lived in a home with one bathroom for too long. I want my own. I don't need much, just any old teeny thing. The only criteria is that is mine . No one else is allowed in. Oh, wait, you say, what about my husband? Nope. Unless he's offering to be a live towel rack, then I might consider it. Can you picture it? It would be like Heaven. It would be blue and peaceful. The only hair/dirt/spit/scum in it would be mine. And I don't really do any of that. (Well, I guess the hair part.) I wouldn't have to clean gobs of toothpaste, or shaving cream/facial hair out of the sink. Someone wouldn't be adding a unwanted odor to the bathroom while I was in the shower, or putting on my makeup. Someone wouldn't demand that I lean out of said shower to wipe them whilst I still have soap in my hair. I wouldn't need to hide tempting green applicators at the bottom of the trash so no one takes a fancy t...