Style Opinions

Every time I wear a ponytail (read: a lot), Sparky tries to take it out. I figured he just likes pulling on something and being rascally. Until, one day he said:

"Ugh! I don't like it when you have a ponytail!"

I was surprised. "Why?"

"Because you look weeeeeiirrd!  And I don't like weird people, I only like nice people!"

Alrighty, then, Mister!