{7QT} The Things They Say -- Potty Humor and Sex Ed
1.
Me : Oh man, my back hurts!
Sparky: 'Oor back hurts? Gotta get a new back, Mom?
2.
After being invited to a "Bookworm" themed birthday party, Sunshine says:
But I might not go. Because I'm not a Bookworm, I'm a Playworm!
3.
Upon seeing me sweaty after my run, Rosebud delicately (or not) points out with a wrinkled nose:
"Umm, I wouldn't wear that if I were you, Mom. I would wear a skinny sleeved shirt so I wouldn't have . . . .um . . . those (pointing to the large patches of underarm sweat on my short-sleeved shirt).
4.
Me: Good grief, that's your third outfit today, Rosebud! Why do you keep changing?"
Rosebud, dancing airily about: Oh, I just looove wearing all my springy, sprouty dresses!
5.
After being surprised by a toot, Sparky laughed. "Look, my poop burped!"
6.
Sparky, holding up his plastic bull: This his penis?
Me: Yes
Sparky: And I have penis. Do you have a penis, Sunshine?
Sunshine: No, I don't. But I have a bottom.
Sparky: Can I see it?
Sunshine: No
Sparky: Do you have a penis, Turtle?
Turtle: No
Sparky: Do you, Rosebud?
Rosebud: No
Sparky: Do you have a penis, Mom?
Me: No. Only boys and men have penises.
Sparky: Oh. Can I see?
Me: No
7.
Rosebud: Oh, Mom! I know how daddy pigs get mommy pigs pregnant! The daddy pigs have a penis and then two big things . . . [making her hands into circle shapes] . . . I'm not sure what they are called . . . And then they jump on the moms' shoulders . . . er, or something . . . I'm not quite sure.
;) I greatly enjoy my children!
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