Seven Quick Takes, vol 33 ~ The Things They Say

 1.

Rosebud:  Mom, if I were a robber, I wouldn't rob you.

2.

Sunshine:  I don't want to look at those stinkbugs.  If I do, then I will dream about them.

3.

Turtle, after a conversation about taxes:  Maybe we shouldn't even HAVE a government!

4.

Rosebud:  Do doctors know more than mothers?  Or do mothers know more than doctors?

5.

Sunshine: On my birthday, I will go to the store and get Cecile.  And then at Christmas, I will get sex. . . sex . . . sexsessories.  [accessories]

6.

Rosebud:  If there is no window in the jail, HOW do they BREATHE?

7.

Turtle, about her multiplication tables:  I can't do it, I can't!  There's no room in my brain!

(Edited later to add:  There's a second edition of "The Things They Say")

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