Overheard
Turtle: First we eat lunch, then we go "nappy", then we go to camping. THEN we eat dinner and go to night-night in our tent!
Rosebud, whining: I don wanna go nigh-nigh.
Turtle: Well, when you're an owl, you can stay awake. But you're not an owl, you're a person.
Turtle, continued: And in the tent Mommy will sleep next to [Sunshine] because she cries. And then Mommy feeds her. You can't cry [Rosebud], you just have to say, 'Mommy I have to go potty.' Cuz you don wanna poop in your pull-ups. . . . Do you like to poop in your pull-ups??
Rosebud: Yeah.
Rosebud, whining: I don wanna go nigh-nigh.
Turtle: Well, when you're an owl, you can stay awake. But you're not an owl, you're a person.
Turtle, continued: And in the tent Mommy will sleep next to [Sunshine] because she cries. And then Mommy feeds her. You can't cry [Rosebud], you just have to say, 'Mommy I have to go potty.' Cuz you don wanna poop in your pull-ups. . . . Do you like to poop in your pull-ups??
Rosebud: Yeah.
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