Overheard from the Daughter of a Deerhunter
when she was flipping intently through Field & Stream's article, The 10 Best Whitetail Rifles Ever Made:
Oh, look, there's a gun! (pronounced "gon")
See, there's another gun!
Oo, there's a BIG gun!
It's like Daddy's gun. Daddy's big, big gun.
Ooo, there's a BOO-ti-full gun! (Said about the Savage Lever Action Model 99 .308, a "straight shooter" with engravings of swirls and leaves, mountains and an elk) This is yous gun, Mommy! (Thanks for picking me a nice one!)
You like guns, Mommy?
I like guns!
Oh, look, there's a gun! (pronounced "gon")
See, there's another gun!
Oo, there's a BIG gun!
It's like Daddy's gun. Daddy's big, big gun.
Ooo, there's a BOO-ti-full gun! (Said about the Savage Lever Action Model 99 .308, a "straight shooter" with engravings of swirls and leaves, mountains and an elk) This is yous gun, Mommy! (Thanks for picking me a nice one!)
You like guns, Mommy?
I like guns!
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