Dwight Trauma
So, my husband is watching episodes of the Office on our computer. His favorite is the one where Michael burns his foot and Dwight gets a concussion. We've watched this one about five times and it never fails to send him into convulsions of laugter.
Well, remember when Dwight crashes his car into the chain link fence and vomits all over the hood?
Turtle comes running to me crying.
"Dat is scary! Dat is scary" *Sob* "That man donwanna spit up! Dat man donwanna spit up!" *Sob* "He needa spit up in the potty! He needs go nigh-nigh and feel better!"
Well, so now she gets all quivery again if Daddy tries to turn it back on. She's especially quivery when she sees Dwight -- the scary man!!
:)
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Edited to add:
Dwight would be pretty scary for kids anyways -- remember this one?
"The Schrutes consider children very valuable. In the olden-days, the women would bear many children so we would have enough laborers to work the fields. And if it was an especially cold winter and there weren’t enough grains or vegetables, they would eat the weakest of the brood..."
I'd be scared of him too! :)
Well, remember when Dwight crashes his car into the chain link fence and vomits all over the hood?
Turtle comes running to me crying.
"Dat is scary! Dat is scary" *Sob* "That man donwanna spit up! Dat man donwanna spit up!" *Sob* "He needa spit up in the potty! He needs go nigh-nigh and feel better!"
Well, so now she gets all quivery again if Daddy tries to turn it back on. She's especially quivery when she sees Dwight -- the scary man!!
:)
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Edited to add:
Dwight would be pretty scary for kids anyways -- remember this one?
"The Schrutes consider children very valuable. In the olden-days, the women would bear many children so we would have enough laborers to work the fields. And if it was an especially cold winter and there weren’t enough grains or vegetables, they would eat the weakest of the brood..."
I'd be scared of him too! :)
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