A New Addition to the Family
(It's not a baby.)
It's a hamster.
You'll never guess what Turtle named it.
It's terrible.
Her name is "Freaking Hamster."
No matter how much I protest: "Her name is Scratchy!"
"Scratchy" is not sticking. "Freaking" is.
Driving to the pet store, Mommy was complaining, um, I mean, noting how it would be another little creature to care for -- change her wood chips, feed her (1 tsp of chopped greens every day, 1 tsp of chopped fruit twice a week as well as a pinch of oatmeal, plus regular hamster food -- c'mon, didn't you all know that?), give her clean water, supervise holding sessions, and heaven forbid she ever gets out!
Anyways, Daddy, whose idea this whole thing was, and who practically loves the cute little thing, says: "ITS ONLY A FREAKING HAMSTER!"
And then the little voice from the back of the car says, "It's a freaking hamster, Mommy! We are getting a freaking hamster."
Clear as a bell she says it too . . .
Oh dear.
I guess it is really funny though . . . :)
It's a hamster.
You'll never guess what Turtle named it.
It's terrible.
Her name is "Freaking Hamster."
No matter how much I protest: "Her name is Scratchy!"
"Scratchy" is not sticking. "Freaking" is.
Driving to the pet store, Mommy was complaining, um, I mean, noting how it would be another little creature to care for -- change her wood chips, feed her (1 tsp of chopped greens every day, 1 tsp of chopped fruit twice a week as well as a pinch of oatmeal, plus regular hamster food -- c'mon, didn't you all know that?), give her clean water, supervise holding sessions, and heaven forbid she ever gets out!
Anyways, Daddy, whose idea this whole thing was, and who practically loves the cute little thing, says: "ITS ONLY A FREAKING HAMSTER!"
And then the little voice from the back of the car says, "It's a freaking hamster, Mommy! We are getting a freaking hamster."
Clear as a bell she says it too . . .
Oh dear.
I guess it is really funny though . . . :)
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