God has a mean sense of humor

What do you call it when, in the space of one hour, your toddler:

--dumps her little pot full of pee ALL over the bathroom floor, your feet and her feet while trying to dump it in the toilet

-- helpfully dunks the hand towel in the toilet and brings it sweetly to you dripping all across the house, saying "Towel! Water!"

-- crashes her glass full of water to the kitchen floor where it shatters (they never seem to just break)

??

Uh . . . . God must be trying to tell me something? About cleaning up spills?? Anyone have an idea??

I don't know.

All I know is my back protested, my knees protested and my sense of fairness protested at having to mop up pee, toilet water, tap water and glass all in one hour while the toddler yelled "UH-OH! UH-OH! UH-OH!" at ME, cleaning up HER messes. Grr.

Yes, I was a veritable pro at self-pity yesterday.